In church when everyone is shouting “Hallelujah” or whatever…
I’m going to be like :
Source: iheartholocaust
Waited all day to make a wish at 11:11; I look up and it’s 11:13…
….Hmph…
…..Eh
OH GAAAAHD!!!
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Swag is not pumping out my left ovary, but I think it exploded :’(
Source: iheartholocaust
Chunky bitch on my dash *Kanye shrug*
(via destroyer)
Reblog if you have a giant penis.
Secrets out
i like to employ this maneuver during long lines.
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Source: tylersexual
Why don’t you purify yourselves in the waters of lake Minnetalka.
Game. Blouses.
Source: screamforthebreakdown
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